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Juno MacGuff; Juno (2007)
∟”I just, like, don’t want to give the baby to a family that describes themselves as ‘wholesome’. I don’t know, I just want something a little more edgier. I was thinking more, like, graphic designer — mid thirties, you know, with a cool Asian girlfriend who, like, dresses awesome and rocks out on the bass guitar. But I don’t want to be too particular.

(Source: mywordsaremyarmor)

koncreates:

convivalchucker:

thethespacecoyote:

craylor123:

chuckle-voodoos:

davejade:

reyguns:

canwemakeout:

IM JUST GONNA LEAVE THIS HERE YOU KNOW FOR REASONS

HE LITERALLY DRAINED THE LOHACSE OF ALL OF ITS MONEY

AS DUMB AS THEY ARE, THIS IS NOT DISPELLING ANY HEADCANONS THAT DAVE WAS POOR ON EARTH. WE LITERALLY SAW THE GUY GET IN-GAME RICH THIS IS NOTHING NEW

his older brother owned a puppet porn site when was him being poor on earth even a thing

mfw people still think the striderswere poor when it says in canon bro’s sites were a multi-billion dollar industry

They probably owned the every building on the block they lived on.

was it nicole’s headcanon that Bro owns the entire apartment building but pays people to pretend that they live there just to fuck with Dave

Of course the Striders are rich.

Do you honestly think Bro can get away with flying all over people’s roofs and strifing there daily with his kid bro without having bought out the whole damn neighborhood first?

Yall are thinking too small, he probably owns all of fucking texas and just doesn’t give a shit

tsyndromestuck:

Saviors of the Dreaming World, Happy 413

I’ll get to the Alpha kids later. Maybe completely redo the background because Photoshop effects abuse.

Royal Zillywairinger and Spines of Echillywich? (Achille’s Witch? idek) Looking forward to legendary weapon alchemizing.

Dave’s pose and general composition stolen from that awesome Adventure Time  piece by Brian Luong. Started out as a perspective study with Dave and became a full blown, painted 413 fanart. 

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